Most male dogs have issues with excessive humping. Once they're fixed, one hopes the problem will fade away like a bad fart, but that's not always the case. In fact, I've heard that if a dog isn't "nut"ered before their sixth month birthday, the problem will persist.
So, my youngest aunt, who's actually quite close to my age, has a dog with problems. You can't walk into her house without being ATTACKED. The dog is huge, bigger than Jonah's whale, and I don't appreciate getting assaulted every time I go over there. It's one thing for a little dog to act that way, but when a dog weighs as much as I do, chances are, I'll fall to the ground and have a tough time getting away.
I don't want to go into further details, just know, it's quite embarrassing at family functions!
Anyway, the last time I got knocked to my complete doom, I shouted, "Auntie! What is wrong with your dog?"
We sat down for coffee after she herded her giant out of the patio door. "Well, it's a hard story to tell."
I sipped my coffee, wiped the dog drool from my face and clutched after EVERY word. "And . . ."
"Well, I brought Lucy to a kennel. It was a cheap kennel; the price alone should have been a red flag. But I was going on vacation and I wanted to save some money."
I'd never seen my Aunt act like that. What in the world had the kennel workers done to her dog? I blinked hard because I hate animal abuse!
My Aunt continued. "Lucy went to the place, and when I got back home, she had problems. I think the low income dogs at the kennel . . . " She took a deep breath. "I think those mutts took advantage of my Lucy. She's been acting like this . . . like a harlot ever since."
I nearly choked on my coffee. "And you don't think it was consensual?"
"Absolutely not!" She sat up straight, visibly offended.
"But Lucy is a dog. I mean, aren't all things like that, consensual with dogs?"
She shook her head. "Not with my Lucy! She's been fixed for years. She never dreamed of acting like this until I brought her to that kennel!"
So, I decided to have a guest interview about this pressing matter. I interviewed Cade's gorgeous, sweet cousin.
Now, as you watch this, keep in mind, Cade's cousin had NO IDEA about the vlog topic I'd chosen. I love her reaction to the question. She is sooo much fun!
What do you think? Was Lucy a consensual dog?