In what many are calling a possible murder/suicide/homicide/tragedy...my
favorite Victoria Secret bra died in the dryer early this morning.
Literally ripped strap from strap--leaving padding strewn amidst fading,
damp towels--the remains were nearly unidentifiable. It has been said, and I quote, "The deceased was dearly loved, unforgettable. Able to bolster--even in the darkest of times." Authorities
on the matter have yet to decide the exact cause of death, although
"failure to read a label" is one of the likelihoods under review.
Others were slightly injured--i. e. my flippin' dryer--although workers
(myself included) have reported no worries of lasting injuries. Survived by two implants.
Can we please take a moment of silence to pause for a damn bra--that cost more than my life is worth on some days! ... ... ... Thank you! *heading to Wal-mart to buy a cheaper bra that can withstand being in the throes of a dryer*
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