It has been said, and I quote, "The deceased was dearly loved, unforgettable. Able to bolster--even in the darkest of times."
Authorities on the matter have yet to decide the exact cause of death, although "failure to read a label" is one of the likelihoods under review.
Others were slightly injured--i. e. my flippin' dryer--although workers (myself included) have reported no worries of lasting injuries.
Survived by two implants.
Can we please take a moment of silence to pause for a damn bra--that cost more than my life is worth on some days!
*heading to Wal-mart to buy a cheaper bra that can withstand being in the throes of a dryer*
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