Friday, April 27, 2012


I have two really big signings tomorrow in Clearfield and SLC, UT! You can check out my signing schedule HERE if you're interested. I'm especially excited to sign at THE REaD CAT BOOKSTORE.  All of the books in his back room are on sale--many for only $1
    Anyway, I'd love to see you there!

    Now, take it away, Fishducky!


(I wish I could take credit for this, but it was sent to me by my friend, Barbara.  Thank you, Barb!!)

    I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots.  Apparently, you can’t go alone.  You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
    I’ve also never been in Cognito.  That’s okay,I hear no one recognizes you there.
    I have, however, been in Sane.  They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there.  I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
    I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump.  I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.   
    I have also been in Doubt.  That’s a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often.
    I’ve also been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
    Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I get older.
    One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!  It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!  At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
    I may have been in Continent, but I don’t remember what country it was in.  It’s an age thing.
    And a few of my own:

    I was in Advertently once, but I went there by mistake.
    I’m never going to be in Cinerator again; it was much too hot for me.
    I loved being in Terior; they had such cute dogs.
    I have been in Conceivable, but not since I went through the change of life.
    I begged the authorities to let me in Vain, but nothing I said would sway them.
    You wouldn’t want to be in Nocent; the people are so poor.
    I can’t even discuss the time I was in Laid; this is a PG post!   
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.  You can do your bit by showing this to at least one unstable person.  My job is done!
    I hope everyone is happy in your head.  We’re all doing pretty well in mine!
My brain seems to have stopped functioning.  My attorney husband would say that’s assuming a fact not in evidence.  How about a few cartoons?