Friday, September 23, 2011

YOUR Real Stage Name!

    Yesterday and also, awhile back, I wrote posts just to ask you the name of your first pet.

    You're probably wondering why I wanted to know . . .  Well, it's because I knew a stripper once.  She told me that some of her co-workers had a hard time picking stage names, so they'd just use the name of their first pet.

    I'm proud to say that after yesterday, I know most of your names, AND some of them are classy!

    It's only fair to tell you mine.  My stage name would be Bootsie (which is pretty awesome).  You can read all about that here.

The Crazy Life of a Writing Mom: Training a Hell Cat

     Anyway, I hope you'll enjoy these stripper names.  I think some of them are hilarious!  

    Oh and sorry about the funky spacing below.  I wanted to include your links with your names. 


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Siv Maria
 Bonnie
 
 
Stephanie D 
Tiger 
 
dadand:pete 
Sparky 
 
Padded Cell Princess 
Sam 
 
Joshua 
 Sidney 
 
 
Baiba1205  
Martini
 
regectedriter 
Gypsy
 
Paige Kellerman
 Flea 
 
 

Ed Pilolla 
Tag
 
 
fishducky 
Bagel
  
Julianna 
Radar
 
Fairday Morrow
Mrs. McCleary    
Grandma Gertie 
Rags
 
 
Diana 
Mrs. Beaver
 
 
Avalon Cat Cartoon
  Infernicus      
Leetah East 
Mutt
 
Musings By Michele
Missy
Emily 
Toady
 
Chase  
Tyler
 
Kristin P 
Sunshine  
     
 Shane  
(my brother)
Sunny  
 
Craziness abounds  
Princess 
 
hynz  
Miming
Wicked Wicker - Customized Gift Baskets  
Rocket 
 
Nicole B 
Angie
 
Janice Horton 
Bunty
 
aliciamarie911 
  You wrote: "I used to have a hell cat. Except, he was was white as snow."     (So, I'm naming you, Snow)
Vicki 
Fluff
 
And last of all . . .
Cade (my manly, construction-working husband)
Peaches
 
P. S. I can't wait to read your comments on THIS post.

19 comments:

  1. LOL @ Toady and Flea, it sounds like they wouldn't get a lot of tips. and I can totally picture Rags and Tag being a tag team duo.

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  2. I think Diana wins this contest with "Mrs. Beaver." Hands. Down.

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  3. Dang, Joshua beat me to it! I was going to say that Mrs. Beaver is absolutely the best stripper name...although she sounds like she'd probably be European and not Brazilian if you know what I mean ;)

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  4. While acutely appropriate for Bootsie. That picture is disturbing!

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  5. Elisa, So I'd be Kentucky, the feline stripper!!!!

    Thanks so much for commenting on my recent posting about Meniere's.
    It can be a terrifying disease. The reason I'm posting about it is that others who have it will know that they are not alone.

    Peace.

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  6. LOVED the stripper picture!

    If we'd had a fluffy white cat while we had BAGEL. we'd probably have named it CREAM CHEESE, I heard about a guy who named his dog PLEASE. He'd say, "Sit, Please" & "Come, Please". How polite can you get?

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  7. LOL!!!! My first pet was a goldfish my mommy bought me for my fifth birthday. My 5 year old self named her Omlette. What a name?!

    I love this! hahaha

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  8. AHAHAHA You're so evil! We all fell willingly into your skeme of making us strippers! TOO FUNNY! Loved it, you're awesome

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  9. hahahaha stripper paradise, mine would be Cassie, somehow I don't think that work.

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  10. LOL...this is a fantastic post. I need to make a correction though. Flea is my current pet, but my first pet and stripper name would come down to "Dracula". Which sounds bad unless you consider the fact that my next pet was a rabbit named "Munchy". I'll let you do the math...

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  11. I'm kinda glad that I forgot to write down mine in my comment. Our first pet was a goldfish and I picked out the name Zippy (after one of two DJs on a radio station I listened to at the time). Our first actual pet was a domestic rat named Blueberry. The thing is, I'm a bit too reserved to be a stripper. Which is probably a good thing seeing as how I'm often the opposite of "Zippy" :)

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  12. hahaha ;D my stage name is Martini ;D LOVE IT!

    and yess! I am anonymous for once ;D

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  13. i knew if you asked what street i grew up on, then you were going for porn names. i think mine would be thatcher tag, but i'm not sure.
    poor toad and flea is right:)

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  14. hi elisa....nice post:) u knw i have never had a pet before but i have always wanted a bunny....

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  15. I've heard something similar. If you take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name then you get your pornstar name. Mine would be Whisky Porch.

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  16. Ha! My best friend would be Frisky. Isn't that perfect?

    Love,
    Lola

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  17. Radar.

    REally?

    Should I have sonar style pasties, with little red tassles that spin?

    OH! The costumes I could come up with!

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  18. Okay, where was I this past week or so, because I was reading this post, finally, and I thought "ooh, I need to tell her my first pet's name was Tiger"...and then I realized I already had told you! Or did I? Are you reading my mind?

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