A POOPY POST
Without a doubt, birds are the biggest perpetrators
of unwanted poop. Would that make them “poopetrators”?
How birds see us
A bird’s version of potty training
Maybe you should be nicer to your husband:
They’re into politics, too:
I don’t want to offend anyone. Please feel free
to change the top 3 names to the administration of your choice.
We all know how much they love cars:
Birds aren’t the only of nature’s creatures to give us potty problems:
(This reminds me of a poem from my childhood. If you have
trouble reading it, I’ve put a “translation” at the end of this post—
or you could ask your children to read it to you.)
A b, c d goldfish?
O, s, a r! S, a r!
C m p n?
When one of my granddaughters was being toilet trained, her daddy put her on her baby potty (on the floor) & left the room for a minute. When he returned, she was sitting there reading a magazine, upside down. (The magazine was upside down, not my granddaughter.) This isn’t her, but it’s pretty close:
I’ll leave you with some people who have something you never have—
a poopy attitude:
And, of course, this is NEVER you:
Abie, see the goldfish?
Hell, them ain’t no goldfish!
Oh, yes, they are! Yes, they are!
See ‘em peein’?
I apologize for this post----fishducky