A POOPY POST
Without a doubt, birds are the biggest perpetrators
of unwanted poop. Would that make them “poopetrators”?
How birds see us
A
bird’s version of potty training
Maybe you should be nicer to your husband:
They’re into politics, too:
I don’t want to offend anyone. Please feel free
to change the top 3 names to the administration of your choice.
We all know how much they love cars:
Birds aren’t the only of nature’s creatures to give us potty problems:
(This reminds me of a poem from my childhood. If you have
trouble reading it, I’ve put a “translation” at the end of this post—
or you could ask your children to read it to you.)
A b, c d goldfish?
O, s, a r! S, a r!
C m p n?
When
one of my granddaughters was being toilet trained, her daddy put her on
her baby potty (on the floor) & left the room for a minute. When
he returned, she was sitting there reading a magazine, upside down.
(The magazine was upside down, not my granddaughter.) This isn’t her,
but it’s pretty close:
I’ll leave you with some people who have something you never have—
a poopy attitude:
And, of course, this is NEVER you:
(The poem)
Abie, see the goldfish?
Hell, them ain’t no goldfish!
Oh, yes, they are! Yes, they are!
See ‘em peein’?
I apologize for this post----fishducky
Hehehe ... in this part of the world it's considered good luck if a bird messes on you ... a sign ...
ReplyDeleteYou are in a mood today! I actually had a few laugh out louds from this one. :-)
ReplyDeleteI think 'l m n o goldfish' is missing from the poem.
ReplyDeleteYes, looks like a line is missing from the poem. Funnies this morning! Chuckles are always a good way to start the day. :)
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the time a few friends dragged me to the Bronx zoo. There was a a walk-through aviary (I think...either way the door was unlocked). Needless to say, going in there was a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteTo all you lovers of fine poetry, I apologize!! This is how the poem read in the copy I sent Elisa:
ReplyDeleteA b, c d goldfish?
L, m n o goldfish!
O, s, a r! S, a r!
C m p n?
To everybody--I'll be out of town on Monday--we're going to our granddaughter's high school graduation in Connecticut--so I probably won't be able to respond to your comments on that day's post. Please leave a comment anyway--I love to read them!
ReplyDeleteHehehe! I have been pooped on 3 times by birds but my favorite pooped on story was not my own. There was a guy in high school who thought he was God's gift to women. He got pooped on 3 times in 30 minutes during lunch break! The first 2 times were at the same time right on his nice leather jacket, and the 3rd time was right after he came out of the bathroom from cleaning off the first 2 poos! And I'm pretty sure the 3rd time was on his perfectly style hair-do!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to your granddaughter for graduating! I hope you have a blast celebrating with your family! :)
Your comment reminded me of a Gary Larson "Far Side" cartoon. A group of warthogs are at a party & one of is dressed like the guy you mentioned. Two lady warthogs are talking & one says to the other, "He thinks he's God's gift to warthogs!" He deserved it!!
DeleteA bird got me smack dab on the head once years ago. Once was enough. Now I zig and I zag when I'm outside.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I hope you're fast enough!
DeleteLOL all pooped out yet?
ReplyDeleteYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteI have no poop comments as I have a dog with a sensitive stomach who does not always make it out of the house. I am sooo tired of poop! Have a nice trip though.
ReplyDeleteINGER--How can anyone ever get tired of poop?
ReplyDeleteI think the comic strips cinched it, this is one smelly post.
ReplyDeleteWhat was your first clue?
DeleteDear Fran, thank heavens for litter boxes so I can easily scoop the poop!
ReplyDeletePeace.
My friend recently told me that one time a bird pooped in her glass of (whatever she was drinking). Unfortunately she took a few sips before she realized it. *gag*
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