How many heart attacks can a woman have before her spouse becomes
suspicious? Sure, that old standby—the headache—has served both men and
women well for years. But aren't you sick of the same old routines? It's
time for a change and this guide is the perfect solution.
Click the picture to view it on Amazon
Get ready to
discover ten creative (and hilarious) ways to avoid having sex with your
partner!
I had so much fun writing this one.
Oh. My. Gawd. I HAVE to have this. When I have my next paycheck, it will be mine. TOO FUNNY!!!
ReplyDeleteI just ordered your "no sex" book, although at my age it's not really necessary any longer!
ReplyDeleteWe don't have kids so maybe that's why I don't understand the title of the book..."avoid sex"??? My brain does not compute this phrase! ;)
ReplyDeleteOh gosh I am scared to think about the content of this one...
ReplyDeleteMust...not...comment...that wife has already apparently read this.
ReplyDeleteOh well, fail on that one. ;)
Dear Elisa, congratulations on your new book! A wonderful cover and a subject matter that can't fail to capture interest as well as bring forth chuckles from all your readers! Peace.
ReplyDeleteI love the scene in Knocked Up when the married couple are brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed and the husband asks his wife if she wants sex.
ReplyDelete'I don't know' she says, ' I'm feeling a little constipated. Are you sure you want to'?
'Well not anymore', he replies.
haha sure to be a great read
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking I really want to order this... much to Tony's disappointment. :)
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