Ever wished to be like Zeus so you could live forever, lounge around all day, send your demigod kids to vanquish monsters, live through a boat ride down the river Styx? Isn't it a bit annoying how flawlessly good-looking the gods are? How Aphrodite just happens to have everything: beauty, love, A JOB? Poseidon always get the girl. Ares still wants war—after centuries of it. Hestia would never dream of burning a homemade meal or eating fast food! Pandora is as nosy as an aspiring reporter and Hades continues to be 'the next best thing.'