My daughter: They are too the same! Daddy just never tried getting his stickers off!
My five-year-old son *after riding the biggest roller-coaster at Lagoon--the one with the death-drop that immediately goes upside down*: I bet I'm the only kid in kindergarten who's gone on that ride.
Me *laughing*: YOU are awesome. You wanna go again?
My son *stumbling, still a little green*: No! Mom, are you crazy? I only went 'cause Daddy said it was a little ride. At least now I can tell everyone about it at school.
Me: You'll be the bravest kid there.
My son: All right, it was worth it.
What a catch!
No one is perfect--not even Superman. Did you see how many people he couldn't save in the latest movie?
"I started leaving dollar bills in my pockets so that when I do the laundry, it's just like Christmas," my daughter said.
I coughed, rather loudly.
"What, Mom? You said make it fun!" So that's why she's been doing all of her laundry right on time!
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Also, my first interview on a comedy radio station is this Wednesday. It'll be posted online if you want to listen in. More details here: Comedy Radio Interview.