Sunday, September 22, 2013

Ask Elisa . . . Again

    Once again, I feel the need to share some of the funny ways people have found my site, and I'd also like to answer their questions.  
    These are the search keywords that have brought them here.
Note: The Search Keywords are in black.  My lovely comments are in red.

Are mimes worse than clowns?
Honestly, it depends on the mime and the clown.  For example, which one of these people would you rather meet in a dark alley?



or #2?

How about #3  (Which I find VERY creepy--is this what happened to Quasimodo after he died?)

or #4?
These two just look like nice people.  (Except for how the one in the back is flashing a fake gun.)  But really, even I could beat them down if they proved evil.

Here's another search:

Ugly pimple lady
What the heck!  Why did that search bring them here? I'm a bit stunned . . . and sad.

Marsha Brady still sexy?
Yes, she's still quite pretty.  Take a look.

Puss in boots eyes surgery
Dear, sweet, person.  Yes, Puss-in-boots does have amazing eyes, but I don't think you need to have a surgery to get that same look.  Just buy black contact lenses and some mascara--vwa-la!


ugly man tall nerd
Is this the man you're searching for?Photobucket

Who pees standing?
Great question.  In fact, I've written three blogs about this.  
And in answer to your fabulous search: Once again, it depends on the person.  

For example:

Book Lovers Pee Standing Click here to read that post.


Intellectuals Pee Sitting  (That link is here)


Manly Men Pee Standing (That link is here)

Got it?

Lady dragged by classy dogs?
Okay . . . what?  Dogs like this?Photobucket
That's more terrifying than clowns!

Hotboxing pirates
I decided to conduct a search of my own,
and here are the pictures I found:

So high, they traded sexes.

No one is shocked by this handsome revelation.

Seriously, who is this guy?

And finally . . .
Wow, I really have no words for this picture other than:
    In the afterlife, will sister Mary Wana be judged for this more harshly than other nuns?  She breathed defiled air AND wore mascara on the same day--talk about a double sin!

Very lazy blogger
Why did you find my blog from this search--how rude!
    Come forth, you fiendish searcher, and tell me your name.  I may be a lot of things, but hopefully "lazy" isn't one of them.  I'd rather be called "an idiot" than have people think I'm a slug.

    On that note, I'd like to show you a screenshot I took today.  Pretty hilarious if you ask me.  I might have to respond to these searches next time.